sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

(Source: assgod)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)